When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.
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Jesus I envy that relationship.
this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”.
My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.
i love all of your moms
When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.
That last story is worth reblogging
all stories in here are worth reblogging. these are all amazing
*applause for good parents*
when my wife proposed, I called my dad and he congratulated us and then asked me to give her the phone. He said something, she laughed hysterically and hung up. He said “Now, I don’t know how all this works and all, but don’t go getting each other pregnant too soon.” smh I LOVE MY DAD <3
Both my parents are like this, but especially my dad, the little trickster, and I hope more people get lucky enough to have great parents like these.
Always reblog.
I don’t have an amazing story like all those. But I’m reblogging because they deserve to be read by everyone.
